Shelf-stable. Brain-rich. Questionably legal.
This magnet features a retro-style spam can labeled “Brains”, packed to the brim with pink, glistening gray matter. Perfect for zombies with taste—or at least hunger. Minimal nutritional information but high in omega-3s.

Ideal for spooky kitchen decor, undead grocery displays, or anyone who enjoys the idea of processed cranial matter in a tin.

🧟 Details:
Size: 2.75 Inches Wide

Finish: Sugar Frosted Sparkling Finish

Hand-crafted in the lair of Stag in Pennsylvania. Artwork by White Stag.

Handmade magnet in the style of a vintage meat can

Label reads “BRAINS” with delightful meat-product charm

Light-duty magnet – holds notes, not moral boundaries

Color palette: pastels, pink and blue

Contents not FDA approved (or identified)

Do not eat.

🥫 Perfect for:

Zombiecore kitchens

Creepy cute horror collectors

Pastel Halloween pantry decor

Lovers of strange vintage-style parody

That one friend who keeps Vienna sausages in their glove box

Canned Brains – Just add spork.