Elegant. Protein-rich. Distinctly unladylike.
This magnet features a compact sardine-style tin lovingly filled with severed fingers, neatly stacked and disturbingly dainty. The label reads “Lady Fingers”, and yes, they’re hand-packed.
It’s the perfect snack for the discerning zombie—small, portable, and sourced from only the most polite victims.
🧟♀️ Details:
Size: Approximately 3 Inches
Finish: Sugar Frosted Sparkling Finish
Hand-crafted in the lair of Stag. Artwork by White Stag.
Handmade magnet of a sardine tin labeled “Lady Fingers”
Contents include illustrated fingers
Color palette: pastels, pink and blue
Light-duty magnet—holds recipes, receipts, or restraining orders
No expiration date. They’re aged to perfection.
🍽️ Perfect for:
Fans of morbid miniatures and spooky cute horror
Gothic kitchen or cryptid pantry displays
Zombiecore collectors with taste
Halloween decor for the high-functioning undead
Anyone who likes their wordplay with a side of severed limbs
🖤 Lady Fingers – Delicately dismembered for your convenience.