Necromancer Book Magnet - All My Friends are Dead

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Acceptance is the final stage. Also the messiest.
This magnet features a worn and mournful book titled “All My Friends Are Dead: A Necromancer’s Tome of Acceptance.” Bound in sorrow, stitched with sarcasm, and steeped in shadowy wisdom, it’s the ultimate bedside read for any necromancer who's finally stopped trying to bring the gang back... again.

Equal parts spellbook and emotional processing journal, this magnet offers gothic elegance with a dash of gallows humor.

📚 Details:

Size: 3.5 Inches

Finish: Sugar Frosted Sparkling Finish

Hand-crafted Magnet from the lair of Stag in Pennsylvania. Artwork by White Stag.

Title: All My Friends Are Dead – A Necromancer’s Tome of Acceptance

Color palette: Ash Black and Bone White

Light-duty magnet – perfect for holding notes, grief snacks, or hex lists

Does not offer closure. Only ambiance.

⚰️ Perfect for:

Lovers of spooky books and emotional deadpan

Goth decor with a literary twist

Necromancers in emotional recovery

Halloween fridge flair or haunted bookshelf style

Anyone tired of raising the dead just to be ghosted again

For those who’ve mastered the art of bringing their friends back from the grave—and accepting that sometimes, their friends are just a little past their expiration date.

💀All My Friends Are Dead – And honestly, that’s okay.