We broke out the wading boots from the closet and dusted them off to milk the teets of Nessie, herself.
Straight from the murky depths...
This magnet features a milk carton labeled "Nessie's Milk", presumably bottled somewhere beneath the fog in a loch-side facility that may or may not exist. It’s got that vintage dairy charm—if your dairy came with mysterious ripples, strange sightings, and something large moving just under the surface.
Equal parts eerie and adorable, this magnet is perfect for lovers of cryptids, creepy cute style, and milk you probably shouldn’t drink. Nessie-approved (allegedly). This magnet also has a guest appearance of Bigfoot.
🦕 Details:
Size: 3 Inches
Finish: Sugar Frosted sparkling Finish
Handmade design featuring a whimsical Nessie Milk carton
Pastel muted tones with a splash of the supernatural
Decorative light-duty magnet—perfect for grocery lists and monster sightings
Ideal for fridges, lockers, or haunted breakfast nooks
Not responsible for disappearances near large bodies of water
🥛 Perfect for:
Cryptid fans and spooky cute collectors
Loch Ness believers and milk carton truthers
Halloween kitchen decor
Alternative gifts for the wonderfully weird
People who ask “what if a sea monster was also your milk supplier?”
Creamy. Mysterious. Probably cursed.
That’s Nessie Milk.